- Benedict Cumberbatch: How shall we make them swoon today?
- Tom Hiddleston: Our dashing good looks and undeniable charm?
- Benedict Cumberbatch: We used those methods yesterday.
- Tom Hiddleston: They worked yesterday.
- Benedict Cumberbatch: Fair point. Are you sure this won't kill them though?
- Tom Hiddleston: Oh, I'm sure it will. But I DO WHAT I WANT.
“Avengers Anonymous:
All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”
sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me sobbing
I HAVE ALL THESE PHEELS!
I CAN’T HOLD ALL THESE PHEELS
ALL OF THE PHEELS
Here’s your reminder that Loki had sex with and then gave birth to a horse.
Please resume your daily tumblr’ing and have a nice day.
#bb i know you just want to be loved #but no one will love you if you fuck horses #i’m sorry
THE IMPALA IS BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FUCKING IMPALA IS FINALLY BACK.
That was the best three minutes of me life. What the actual hell?
Oh my god what is air?!
WHAT AHHAABAHA.
Why is this tagged as Tom Hiddleston? He looks nothing like him, look at his moustache.
you heard it here first tumblr
tom hiddleston prefers heterosexual boxer shorts
“If you would describe The Avengers in 5 words, what would that be?”
Awww it’s so adorable because it’s hard for him to talk in short sentences. XD
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
his wife sure is going to miss his big old meatballs.
Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.
- Me: These people. I like them.
- Me: ANOTHER!
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{ BEWARE, THOR }
